"Let me carry that for you."
Spring is yard work time, and I've sure done my share of yard work these past months. I've shopped at a few stores so many times for yard stuff that I think the cashier may know me by name. When I go through the checkout line after shopping, it doesn't matter if the items I'm purchasing are two hanging plants and a pair of gardening gloves or three bags of cement with 8-foot pieces of lumber, it almost never fails that the cashier will ask, "Do you need help carrying that to the car?" I normally say, "No, thanks." Not because I don't need the help, but because I'm rather impatient waiting for help to arrive. On the few occasions that I have enlisted the help of the store, they usually direct me to go wait somewhere for the promise of help to arrive. Waiting...doesn't usually bring out my better qualities. Yet, I have waited...and waited...and waited. I think you get the picture. But when the help final